FOLLOW THAT TUMOR! brain tumors can be an effective weight loss tool: 1.Get diagnosed with a brain tumor- nothing beats it as an appetite suppressant. 2. Make sure your tumor is REALLY big, that way the have to split open your gums to remove it. Nothing say dinner like a mouth full of stitches! More weight loss enchancement tumor tips to be in my yet to be published pamphlet: FATTY BRAIN-FATTY THIGHS
Speaking of weight loss; while they have scalpels, sponges,suction tubes and shovels up my mouth, can then lipo out a little of the fatty bone marrow? My family is tired of me asking "Does my brain make me look fat? Does my brain make my butt look fat in these jeans?" I've just been informed that fatty thighs are unrelated to a fatty brain.
Fashionistas : On making a fat brain look thinner; am I suppose to avoid vertical or horizontal stripes? Are large prints o.k. or should I stick to solid black?
Kim
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